Taunting the Falses–New Fat Guy (Or Maybe Not)

I’m bored, so I feel that this is the perfect thing to do–taunt the false!

Hmmm…I think this is a different fatass, but still the same amount of false-ness.

This is obviously some sort of screwed up costume party at a mall (why, I do not know). This guy at least has his corpsepaint done well (if that is possible). The chains make you look br00tal and masculine, scaring away everyone except the eight year-old behind you. Ironically, you’re the fatass, but you are the only one not eating. Face it–you look like a fool. This is what I mean when I say the metal image gimmicks are ridiculous. You have face paint and (likely) fake chains thrown all over yourself. you look like a self-loathing idiot. even at a costume party you look out of place. Go back to your parents’ basement and get a decent wardrobe, because that form of dress is awful, whether you are in costume or dressing “normally”.